cashing in my bad luck;

• 1. Quick! You are singing Carnegie Hall in a week and you need a 15-song set list. What in hell do you sing?!
  
  In no particular order: Orange Colored Sky, The Beauty Is (Light in the Piazza), Back to Before (Ragtime), If My Friends Could See Me Now (Sweet Charity), Till there was You (The Music Man), Ave Maria, Some Nights (Fun.. though I would do a version that was more acoustic/ballad-y), Take It All (Adele), Taylor the Latte Boy (Kristin Chenoweth), Speechless (Lady Gaga), Your Song (as covered by Ellie Goulding), Fairytale (Sara Bareilles), Somewhere Over the Rainbow/Wonderful World (compete with the ukulele), Turn to Stone (Ingrid Michaelson), Misery Business (Paramore). 
• 2. You're 104 years old and close to death. You want to write an autobiography. What do you call it? Is there one volume or are you really convinced that people care enough to read multiple volumes? What are you going to call the other volumes?
  
  Definitely just the one volume. It would be a collection of short stories and anecdotes from my life. No idea what I would call it.. 
• 3. Ryan Gosling calls you on your birthday and says, "Hey, girl, I got you some concert tickets." After you finish freaking out about Ryan Gosling calling you and finish fantasizing about having his children or doing other unspeakable things to him (you vile person), what artist/band do you hope he's got tickets for?
  
  Florence & the Machine.
• 4. What artist/band would you be disappointed if he had tickets for, you ungrateful little shit?
  
  Justin Bieber. 
• 5. I come up to you with two boxes labeled #1 and #2. I tell you that Box #1 contains a million dollars (and I even show you!) and Box #2 contains five dollars. There's a catch, though. If you choose Box #1, someone close to you will become very sick with the absolute WORST pain every day for ten years straight, and if you choose Box #2, someone you really, really, really, really, really dislike will be given a million dollars instead. Which box do you choose?
  
  I would just fucking walk away because I would be pissed about either scenario.
• 6. If you found a four dollar bill on the ground, other than being really confused because there's no such thing as a four dollar bill, what would you buy with it? Assuming it is the only money you have and also assuming it's legit. If you actually did find one, the cashier wherever you decided to go would just look at you funny when you tried to use it.
  
  Food I guess. Maybe something off the dollar menu at McDonalds or something. Can't afford much with that budget.
• 7. A crazy anti-candy radical destroys all the candy factories in the world EXCEPT one. Which candy do you hope has been spared?
  
  Probably Milky Way. 
• 8. Your best friend tells you they've gone behind your back and painted your room your favorite color. After you call the police on said friend and delete their number from your phone, what color do you expect to find when you open your bedroom door?
  
  Purple I guess. That is my favorite color.
• 9. You die tomorrow and after you've been buried or turned into ash, someone somewhere goes out of their way to shit on your place of rest because they dislike you that much. Who was it?
  
  I would hope no one. ..
• 10. Who is your favorite actress? Choose wisely.
  
  Mariska Hargitay and Jennifer Aniston. 

• A. If you could get away with one murder in your lifetime without any legal, social, or emotional repercussions, would you kill someone?
  
  Not unless there were an imminent threat to myself or someone I love. 
• B. What is your first thought when you receive a message on Tumblr, are you excited for the idea of someone from potentially the other side of the world wanting to talk to you or fearful that someone will criticize you?
  
  Intrigued more so. Just like "ooh wonder what that is."
• C. Have you ever looked down on someone because you thought your religious views were superior?
  
  I may have in middle/high school. I have changed a lot since then.
• D. Would you rather know everything the universe has to offer but in exchange lose all emotions or remain the way you are now?
  
  Remain as I am.
• E. If you could live and be healthy without sleeping or eating/drinking, which would you cut out of your life?
  
  Eating/drinking. As much as I love it, think of the money I'd save. Also what the hell would I do with my time if I NEVER slept. I would get way too bored.
• F. If you could take on the exact body and form of anyone else on Earth, who would it be?
  
  uhh.. This is really hard. I would want it to be someone my age or a bit younger, my height or a bit shorter, and at least MILDLY curvy.. I would not want to be super skinny.. And a good face and hair are very important as well. Hmmm.. Maybe like.. Zooey Deschanel at age 23. Is that a choice? I dunno. 
• G. Would you rather burn or freeze to death?
  
  Freeze because it goes numb eventually. 
• H. If it meant it would solve all world hunger, war, disease and bigotry, would you spend the rest of eternity in Hell?
  
  Oh sweet Lord. Having been raised in Christian school, I have this horrific image of what hell might be.. and I do not think I could do it. I wish I could say yes to this.
• I. Was the first crush in your life something you had or something someone had on you?
  
  Something I had I think.
• J. Could you live without having sex ever (again) in exchange for eternal youth?
  
  Nah. I wouldn't want to be young forever and watch everyone I love grow old.
• K. Have you ever watched a full length pornographic movie?
  
  Nope.
• L. The Beatles or The Rolling Stones?
  
  Beatles.
• M. If you could have the ability to manipulate matter or energy, which would you choose?
  
  Energy.
• N. What was the worst nightmare you ever had?
  
  I have had lots of dreams where some sort of rapist or murderer is chasing me and I am unable to move to get away. Those are pretty scary.
• O. Would you rather spend one year with your one true love just to never see them again or the rest of your life with second best?
  
  Tell me who those people are and then I'll decide.
• P. All the sequels/remakes/adaptations/rip-offs in movies nowadays, good or bad?
  
  Some good, some bad, but that's just how all things are. 
• Q. Would you rather be dirt poor and emotionally fulfilled in life or be rich beyond imagination and emotionally dissatisfied for life?
  
  Define "dirt" poor.. and define "emotionally dissatisfied" .... Really though.. everyone is emotionally dissatisfied on some level so, maybe I'll go with that. I mean really. Its life.
• R. Do you have any (secret) feelings of bigotry to any group of people?
  
  No.
• S. Would you rather be the only person in the world that can read minds or have everyone else in the world be able to read minds except for your own?
  
  I would rather be the only one who can read minds because I trust myself with knowing people's deepest secrets and I would never do anything to harm anyone based on a feeling or thought they had. If everyone could read minds, it would be mass chaos.
• T. If everyone in the world would automatically only know one language, which language would you choose?
  
  Hmm. Something pretty like Italian or French perhaps.
• U. If you were old enough and not in a situation where it would be inappropriate, would you sleep with one of your (past) school teachers/professors?
  
  No thanks.
• V. A world without religion, good, bad, neutral?
  
  Depends how you define religion. I think a world without faith and spirituality and belief in something greater would be pretty depressing. 
• W. The men's rights movement, legitimate cause or laughable, and why?
  
  Wait what is that even a thing.
• X. You can eliminate one of your five senses to substantially strengthen the others, which one and would you do it?
  
  Probably taste because A) it has nothing to do with interacting with others, just would cause me to lose some pleasure and B) its the only one that would not dictate my need for help in getting places or being safe
• Y. Do looks mean anything to you? Don't lie, could you fall in love with someone you thought was ugly?
  
  Physical attraction is very important in a romantic relationship. If you love someone though, you see the beauty in them, and its a heightened beauty. But you have to be able to initially look at that person and feel like you could get along with them based on how they present themselves. That's the catalyst. So basically no. No one loves anyone and thinks they are ugly. That's not love.
• Z. Can you understand the mindset and logic used by the opposite spiritual opinion? An atheist understanding the belief in a higher power and vice versa.
  
  Yeah definitely. And I respect it.