"I think about you almost each morning,
and roughly every five days
I still believe you're there."
Sunday, April 25, 2010
Saturday, April 24, 2010
200th post.
The Doctor: Do you know like we were saying, about the earth revolving? It's like when you're a kid, the first time they tell you that the world is turning and you just can't quite believe it 'cause everything looks like it's standing still. I can feel it... the turn of the earth. The ground beneath our feet is spinning at a thousand miles an hour. The entire planet is hurtling around the sun at sixty seven thousand miles an hour. And I can feel it. We're falling through space, you and me, clinging to the skin of this tiny little world. And, if we let go... That's who I am. Now forget me, Rose Tyler.
Monday, April 19, 2010
affection, the gifted architect.
Let me just warn you,
that if you think you're going to get something past me-
you aren't.
And if you think you're going to talk shit about someone I love
& get away with it-
you won't.
And if you think you're going to talk shit about me
be aware of the fact
that it will get back to me
& I will hear about it.
Prognosis:
Kelley.
Symptoms:
fierce loyalty; impeccable intuition; fantastic memorization skills; sincere cordiality; finds it easy to forgive but hard to forget; believes you when you show her who you are; unafraid of confrontation; nausea caused by disharmony; dies without you; fears the loss of those essential to her; takes criticism personally but gets over it quickly; loves those who have destroyed her; never closes a door all the way- literally or figuratively; intensely curious; craves to help and listen; becomes vindictive when provoked harshly; can only be a bitch for about 72 hours- then must recede to a calm, joyful state.
that if you think you're going to get something past me-
you aren't.
And if you think you're going to talk shit about someone I love
& get away with it-
you won't.
And if you think you're going to talk shit about me
be aware of the fact
that it will get back to me
& I will hear about it.
Prognosis:
Kelley.
Symptoms:
fierce loyalty; impeccable intuition; fantastic memorization skills; sincere cordiality; finds it easy to forgive but hard to forget; believes you when you show her who you are; unafraid of confrontation; nausea caused by disharmony; dies without you; fears the loss of those essential to her; takes criticism personally but gets over it quickly; loves those who have destroyed her; never closes a door all the way- literally or figuratively; intensely curious; craves to help and listen; becomes vindictive when provoked harshly; can only be a bitch for about 72 hours- then must recede to a calm, joyful state.
Friday, April 16, 2010
hope it gives you hell
"Now you'll never see what you've done to me,
you can take back your memories;
they're no good to me.
Now here's all your lies,
you can look me in the eyes
with the sad sad look that you wear so well..."
you can take back your memories;
they're no good to me.
Now here's all your lies,
you can look me in the eyes
with the sad sad look that you wear so well..."
can i just crawl into a hole and disappear?
I am not happy with my life right now at all.
I am so over it.
Drama is hell.
I am so over it.
Drama is hell.
Thursday, April 15, 2010
this just needs to be commemorated
Kelley: What's your work schedule like this weekend??
Erin: YOUR MOM
Kelley: YOUS A POO FACE
Erin: YOUR MOM'S A POO FACE
Kelley: IMMA PUSH YOU DOWN A HOLE
Erin: THEN I'LL RUN OVER YOU WITH A CAR
Kelley: IMMA SET OFF A BOMB AND SEND YOU INTO ANOTHER REALITY
Erin: I'MMA PUT DYNAMITE IN YOUR PURSE AND THEN RUN AWAY
Kelley: IMMA SEND YOU ON A BOAT TO SAFETY AND THEN IT WILL EXPLODE
Erin: I'MMA PUSH YOU OUT A SEVENTH-STORY WINDOW AND THEN ABSCOND WITH YO KIDNEYS
Kelley: IMMA PUT YOU ON A RAFT AND THEN SEND SOME MOFOS IN A BOAT TO STEAL YO SON!
Erin: I'MMA MARRY A MAN WHO SEXUALLY ABUSES YOU AND THEN CALL THE COPS WHEN YOU BLOW UP MY TRAILER
Kelley: IMMA STEAL YO BABY AND THEN RAISE HIM AS MY OWN AND THEN HE WILL NEVER KNOW YOU AND THEN I WILL ABANDON HIM AND COME BACK TO FIND YOU HAVE GONE INSANE!
Erin: I'MMA SEND YOU ON A RACE AROUND THE WORLD AND THEN MAROON YOU ON A ISLAND FOR 4815162343 DAYS AND MAKE YOU PUSH A BUTTON AND THEN YOU'RE GONNA ASK TO MARRY MY DAUGHTER AND I'M NOT EVEN GONNA LET YOU DRINK MY SCOTCH
Kelley: IMMA DIE AND THEN MAKE YOU TAKE MY COFFIN TO AUSTRALIA AND THEN UNDIE AND HAUNT YOU FOEVA!
Erin: I'MMA GO BACK IN TIME AND SEDUCE YO MOM AND THEN YO DADDY WILL KILL ERRBODY EXCEPT YOU CUZ YOU'LL BE UNDER THE BED AND THEN YOU'RE GONNA TAKE MY NAME AND LIVE LIKE A DOUCHEBAG UNTIL ONE DAY YOU FINALLY KILL SOMEONE WHO TURNS OUT TO NOT BE ME
Kelley: IMMA BECOME A HORRIBLY ABUSIVE ALCOHOLIC FATHER AND TAKE YOU (CUZ YOU MY SON) TO AN ISLAND AND THEN TAKE YOU AN ISLAND WHERE I WORK AS A MAINTENANCE MAN AND YOU ARE DEPRESSIONED AND HAVE NO FRIENDS
Erin: I'MMA KILL YO SPANISH WIFE OF CHOLERA AND THROW YOU IN PRISON FO NO REASON AND THEN PUT YOU ON A ISLAND WHERE YOU WILL NEVER DIE OR REMOVE YOUR EYELINER
13 hours ago
Kelley: IMMA FALL MADLY IN LOVE WITH YOU AND LIVE A HAPPY LIFE WITH YOU IN THE 1970S AND THEN LET A LITTLE SMART MOFO SET OFF AN ATOMIC BOMB AND THEN LET GO OF YOU SO YOU GET SUCKED DOWN A HOLE AND THEN HAVE TO SET OF THE BOMB YOSELF!!!!!
Erin: I'MMA GO BACK IN MY LIFE AND RELIVE IT AS THOUGH YOU WERE THERE THE WHOLE TIME AND THEN I'MMA MAKE UP A STUPID BRAND OF SPIDER WHO WILL BITE YOU AND MAKE YOU PARALYSED AND THEN I'MMA BURY YOU ALIVE IN SOME SAND WITH YO BROTHER
Kelley: IMMA BRING YOU ON A BOAT AND THEN LET THAT CRAZY MOFO STEAL YOU FROM ME AND THEN BECOME A CRAZY WOMAN MAHSELF AND THEN YOU WILL GET SHOT ONE DAY WHEN THAT CRAZY MOFO DONT CARE BOUT YOU NO MO!
Erin: I'MMA BE A DRUG LORD AND YOU GONNA BE A PRIEST AND I'MMA HAVE TO GET ON A PLANE WITH SOME OTHER DRUG LORDS BUT YOU GONNA GET ON IT FOR ME INSTEAD AND A BUNCH OF PEOPLE GONNA GET SHOT FOR SOME REASON AND YO PLANE GONNA CRASH WITH A BUNCH OF STATUES FULL OF DRUGS
Kelley: IMMA MAKE YOU THINK THAT THESE MOFOS WHO LIVE IN AN UNDER WATA BUBBLE HAVE THE ANSWER TO ALL DA LIFES PROBLEMS BUT THEN YOU GONNA SWIM DOWN THERE AND THEN THEY GONNA LOCK YOU IN A ROOM AND IM GONNA SWIM TO YOU AND YOU GONNA SING AND PRETEND NO ONES THERE AND THEN AT SOME POINT SOMEHOW YOU GONNA GET LOCKED IN A ROOM DATS GONNA FILL WIT WATA AND DEN YOU GONNA WRITE ME A MESSAGE TELLIN ME DAT DIS WAS A FAILED PLAN AND DEN YOU GON DIE!
Erin: I'MMA GONNA FORM A BAND WIF YOU AND I'MMA GONNA DEVELOP A PROBLEM WITH DRUGS AND YOU GONNA THINK I'S STUPID AND THEN I'MMA GONNA MAKE YOU TAKE SOME DRUGS AND THEN YOU GONNA GET HOOKED AND THEN I'MMA GONNA GET ALL CLEANED UP AND DEVELOP A FAMILY WHILE YOU BE A USELESS HAS-BEEN JUNKIE WHO USED TA PLAY DA BASS
Kelley: IMMA GIVE YOU DA WINNIN LOTTERY NUMBAS AND DEN YOU GON WIN DA LOTTERY AND ITS GON CURSE YOU AND YOU AINT GON HAVE DA HAPPINESS NO MO
Erin: I'MMA TAKE YOU OUT INTO DA WOODS AND MAKE YOU EXCAVATE A TRAP DOOR WIF ME AND THEN WHEN WE'S DONE I'MMA DROP A PLANE ON YO HEAD
Kelley: IMMA MAKE YO LIFE REALLY COMPLICATED BY KILLIN YOU WHEN YOU A YOUNG BOY AND THEN SOMEHOW YOU GONNA LIVE AND FIND OUT HOW PEOPLE CAN STOP FLUCTUATIN BETWEEN REALITIES AND HAVIN NOSE BLEEDS BUT DEN YOU GONNA DIE SOMEHOW DAT I DONT REMEMBER
Erin: I'MMA TAKE YOU ON A HOT DATE TO DA BEACH AND WE GONNA HAVE SOME SEXXINS IN A TENT AND THEN WE GONNA GO OUT INTO THE WOODS AND A CRAZY MEXICAN GONNA SHOOT YOU IN THE BELLY BECAUSE SHE GONNA YOU THINK YOU'S A OTHER
Kelley: IMMA HIT YO IN DA HEAD WIT A TREE AND YOU GONNA FORGET HOW TO TALK ENGLISH
Erin: I'MMA FIND YOU IN A IRAQI PRISON AND REMEMBER YOU FROM WHEN WE WAS CHILDREN AND I'MMA BE TOO AFRAID TO TORTURE YOU AND THEN I'MMA SHOOT MYSELF IN THE LEG SO YOU CAN BE FREE. BUT THEN WE GONNA FIND EACH OTHER AGAIN AND YOU GONNA GET HIT BY A CAR IN A CROSSWALK
Kelley: IMMA PRETEND TO BE HEALIN YOU IN MAH TEMPLE OF TINY TREES BUT THEN IMMA DROWN YOU AND YOU GONNA DIE BUT THEN YOU GONNA COME BACK TO LIFE AND LOSE ALL YO EMOTIONS!
Erin: I'MMA DROP YO BASEBALL AND THEN YOU GONNA DIE SOMEHOW. POSSIBLY BY BULLETS BUT MAYBE BY A BLACK SMOKE MONSTER. I DON'T REALLY REMEMBA
Kelley: IMMA TELL YOU IN THE 1500S OR SOMETHING THAT IMMA KILL YOU AND THEN IMMA GET INTO A CRIPPLED MOFOS BODY AND THROW YOU IN A FIRE IN 2007!
Erin: I'MMA GET ON A PLANE THAT'S SUPPOSED TO GO TO GUAM AND YOU'RE GONNA BE DRIVIN IT AND WHEN YOU SEE ME ON THE PLANE YOU GONNA KNOW THAT WE AIN'T GOIN TO GUAM, MOFO
Kelley: IMMA PUT YOU ON A REALLY BAD TV SHOW IN ITS FINAL SEASON AND THEN YOU GONNA BLOW UP ALL OF A SUDDEN BEFORE ANYONE KNOWS OR UNDERSTANDS WHO YOU ARE
Erin: I'MMA ABSORB YOU INTO MY GIANT GREEN BODY UNTIL NOTHING IS LEFT BUT YO HEAD AND THEN YOU WILL BE PRESERVED AS A CEMENT FACE AND YOU WILL HAVE TO HAVE A LOVE LIFE WITH ELTON
Kelley: IMMA KEEP SURVIVING WHILE YOU ALWAYS LOSIN EVERYTHING!
Erin: I'MMA PREDICT YO DEATH WHILST GIGGLING AND FLAILING MY LEGS ABOUT AND THEN YOU GONNA JUST LOSE YO MEMORIES
Kelley: IMMA COME BUSTIN IN TO YO GIRLFRIENDS ALT MOMS BIRFDAY PARTY AND DELETE SOME MOFOS AND ALMOST DELETE YOU
Erin: I'MMA GET YOU ZAPPED BY A GIANT COMPUTER AND THEN PRESERVE YOU INSIDE MY SONIC SCREWDRIVER UNTIL YOU CAN BE SAVED TO THE BRAIN OF A TINY DEAD CHILD
Kelley: IMMA LOOK INTO THE TARDIS AND THE TARDIS GONNA LOOK INTO ME AND IMMA BECOME THE BAD WOLF AND BE ABLE TO SEE THE PAST AND THE FUTURE AND EVERY ATOM OF YOUR EXISTENCE AND IMMA DIVIDE THEM
Erin: I'MMA SELL YOU A TELEVISION AND IT'S GONNA SUCK YO FACE OFF AND THEN IT'S GONNA MAKE ME DISSOLVE
Kelley: IMMA SEE YO DISEMBODIED HAND AND REMEMBER THAT I AINT NO HUMAN AND THEN IMMA STEAL YO BLUE BOX AND FLY IT TO LONDON AND BECOME PRIME MINISTER AND KILL EVERYONE AND TURN YOU INTO A REALLY OLD MAN AND NOT BE ABLE TO DECIDE WHETHER YOU SHOULD LIVE OR DIE
Erin: I'MMA STAND SILENTLY BY AND PRETEND TO BE YO BUTLER BUT THEN ONE DAY YOU GONNA REALISE THAT YOUR HAIR POTION IS ACTUALLY EXTRACT OF ME AND YOU GONNA MUTATE
Kelley: IMMA DISGUISE MAHSELF IN A HUMANS BODY AND THEN BE FARTIN IT UP ALL THE TIME AND THEN UNZIP MAH FOREHEAD AND REVEAL MAH TRUE IDENTITY
13 hours ago ·
Erin: I'MMA INSTALL MYSELF IN YO CEILING AND FORCE YOU TO FEED YO FRIENDS TO ME
Kelley: IMMA MAKE YOU OPEN UP A CRACK IN MAH WALL DAT IS ACTUALLY A CRACK IN DA UNIVERSE AND DEN IMMA RICK ROLL YOU
Erin: I'MMA PRETEND TO CRY AND YOU GONNA FLOAT ON OVER TO HELP ME OUT AND THEN I'MMA ENSLAVE YOU BY ELECTRICALLY SHOCKING YO BRAIN AND RIDING YOU ACROSS THE NIGHT SKY
Kelley: IMMA TAKE YOU AND YO WHOLE HOSPITAL TO DA MOON AND DEN IMMA SUCK YO BLOOD OUT WIT A STRAW
Erin: I'MMA BURY YOUR CHILDREN IN THE CORE OF THE EARTH AND THEN I'MMA DROWN THEM WITH THE RIVER THAMES ON CHRISTMAS DAY
Kelley: IMMA MAKE A NOT AS GOOD CLONE OF MYSELF AND MAKE YOU LIVE WITH IT IN AN ALTERNATE REALITY FOEVA
Erin: I'MMA TURN MYSELF INTO A HUMAN AND THEN FORCE YOU TO HANG OUT WITH ME EVEN THOUGH ERRBODY BE MAKING FUN OF THE COLOUR OF YO SKIN AND THEN SOME ALIENS GONNA SHOW UP WIF GREEN SPARKY GUNS AND THEY GONNA START KILLIN PEOPLE AND YOU GONNA BE JEALOUS WHEN I GO TO THE DANCE WIF NURSE REDFERN
Kelley Anderson IMMA JUST EAT SOME CHIPS AND NOT DEAL WITH YO OLD GIRLFRIEND CUZ SHE A MOFO BUT THEN I GONNA BE HER FRIEND AND WE GONNA LOL OUR PANTS OFF ABOUT YOU
and im actually going to go to bed now. :)
♥
Erin Ruth Maness I'MMA GO TO BED
Erin: YOUR MOM
Kelley: YOUS A POO FACE
Erin: YOUR MOM'S A POO FACE
Kelley: IMMA PUSH YOU DOWN A HOLE
Erin: THEN I'LL RUN OVER YOU WITH A CAR
Kelley: IMMA SET OFF A BOMB AND SEND YOU INTO ANOTHER REALITY
Erin: I'MMA PUT DYNAMITE IN YOUR PURSE AND THEN RUN AWAY
Kelley: IMMA SEND YOU ON A BOAT TO SAFETY AND THEN IT WILL EXPLODE
Erin: I'MMA PUSH YOU OUT A SEVENTH-STORY WINDOW AND THEN ABSCOND WITH YO KIDNEYS
Kelley: IMMA PUT YOU ON A RAFT AND THEN SEND SOME MOFOS IN A BOAT TO STEAL YO SON!
Erin: I'MMA MARRY A MAN WHO SEXUALLY ABUSES YOU AND THEN CALL THE COPS WHEN YOU BLOW UP MY TRAILER
Kelley: IMMA STEAL YO BABY AND THEN RAISE HIM AS MY OWN AND THEN HE WILL NEVER KNOW YOU AND THEN I WILL ABANDON HIM AND COME BACK TO FIND YOU HAVE GONE INSANE!
Erin: I'MMA SEND YOU ON A RACE AROUND THE WORLD AND THEN MAROON YOU ON A ISLAND FOR 4815162343 DAYS AND MAKE YOU PUSH A BUTTON AND THEN YOU'RE GONNA ASK TO MARRY MY DAUGHTER AND I'M NOT EVEN GONNA LET YOU DRINK MY SCOTCH
Kelley: IMMA DIE AND THEN MAKE YOU TAKE MY COFFIN TO AUSTRALIA AND THEN UNDIE AND HAUNT YOU FOEVA!
Erin: I'MMA GO BACK IN TIME AND SEDUCE YO MOM AND THEN YO DADDY WILL KILL ERRBODY EXCEPT YOU CUZ YOU'LL BE UNDER THE BED AND THEN YOU'RE GONNA TAKE MY NAME AND LIVE LIKE A DOUCHEBAG UNTIL ONE DAY YOU FINALLY KILL SOMEONE WHO TURNS OUT TO NOT BE ME
Kelley: IMMA BECOME A HORRIBLY ABUSIVE ALCOHOLIC FATHER AND TAKE YOU (CUZ YOU MY SON) TO AN ISLAND AND THEN TAKE YOU AN ISLAND WHERE I WORK AS A MAINTENANCE MAN AND YOU ARE DEPRESSIONED AND HAVE NO FRIENDS
Erin: I'MMA KILL YO SPANISH WIFE OF CHOLERA AND THROW YOU IN PRISON FO NO REASON AND THEN PUT YOU ON A ISLAND WHERE YOU WILL NEVER DIE OR REMOVE YOUR EYELINER
13 hours ago
Kelley: IMMA FALL MADLY IN LOVE WITH YOU AND LIVE A HAPPY LIFE WITH YOU IN THE 1970S AND THEN LET A LITTLE SMART MOFO SET OFF AN ATOMIC BOMB AND THEN LET GO OF YOU SO YOU GET SUCKED DOWN A HOLE AND THEN HAVE TO SET OF THE BOMB YOSELF!!!!!
Erin: I'MMA GO BACK IN MY LIFE AND RELIVE IT AS THOUGH YOU WERE THERE THE WHOLE TIME AND THEN I'MMA MAKE UP A STUPID BRAND OF SPIDER WHO WILL BITE YOU AND MAKE YOU PARALYSED AND THEN I'MMA BURY YOU ALIVE IN SOME SAND WITH YO BROTHER
Kelley: IMMA BRING YOU ON A BOAT AND THEN LET THAT CRAZY MOFO STEAL YOU FROM ME AND THEN BECOME A CRAZY WOMAN MAHSELF AND THEN YOU WILL GET SHOT ONE DAY WHEN THAT CRAZY MOFO DONT CARE BOUT YOU NO MO!
Erin: I'MMA BE A DRUG LORD AND YOU GONNA BE A PRIEST AND I'MMA HAVE TO GET ON A PLANE WITH SOME OTHER DRUG LORDS BUT YOU GONNA GET ON IT FOR ME INSTEAD AND A BUNCH OF PEOPLE GONNA GET SHOT FOR SOME REASON AND YO PLANE GONNA CRASH WITH A BUNCH OF STATUES FULL OF DRUGS
Kelley: IMMA MAKE YOU THINK THAT THESE MOFOS WHO LIVE IN AN UNDER WATA BUBBLE HAVE THE ANSWER TO ALL DA LIFES PROBLEMS BUT THEN YOU GONNA SWIM DOWN THERE AND THEN THEY GONNA LOCK YOU IN A ROOM AND IM GONNA SWIM TO YOU AND YOU GONNA SING AND PRETEND NO ONES THERE AND THEN AT SOME POINT SOMEHOW YOU GONNA GET LOCKED IN A ROOM DATS GONNA FILL WIT WATA AND DEN YOU GONNA WRITE ME A MESSAGE TELLIN ME DAT DIS WAS A FAILED PLAN AND DEN YOU GON DIE!
Erin: I'MMA GONNA FORM A BAND WIF YOU AND I'MMA GONNA DEVELOP A PROBLEM WITH DRUGS AND YOU GONNA THINK I'S STUPID AND THEN I'MMA GONNA MAKE YOU TAKE SOME DRUGS AND THEN YOU GONNA GET HOOKED AND THEN I'MMA GONNA GET ALL CLEANED UP AND DEVELOP A FAMILY WHILE YOU BE A USELESS HAS-BEEN JUNKIE WHO USED TA PLAY DA BASS
Kelley: IMMA GIVE YOU DA WINNIN LOTTERY NUMBAS AND DEN YOU GON WIN DA LOTTERY AND ITS GON CURSE YOU AND YOU AINT GON HAVE DA HAPPINESS NO MO
Erin: I'MMA TAKE YOU OUT INTO DA WOODS AND MAKE YOU EXCAVATE A TRAP DOOR WIF ME AND THEN WHEN WE'S DONE I'MMA DROP A PLANE ON YO HEAD
Kelley: IMMA MAKE YO LIFE REALLY COMPLICATED BY KILLIN YOU WHEN YOU A YOUNG BOY AND THEN SOMEHOW YOU GONNA LIVE AND FIND OUT HOW PEOPLE CAN STOP FLUCTUATIN BETWEEN REALITIES AND HAVIN NOSE BLEEDS BUT DEN YOU GONNA DIE SOMEHOW DAT I DONT REMEMBER
Erin: I'MMA TAKE YOU ON A HOT DATE TO DA BEACH AND WE GONNA HAVE SOME SEXXINS IN A TENT AND THEN WE GONNA GO OUT INTO THE WOODS AND A CRAZY MEXICAN GONNA SHOOT YOU IN THE BELLY BECAUSE SHE GONNA YOU THINK YOU'S A OTHER
Kelley: IMMA HIT YO IN DA HEAD WIT A TREE AND YOU GONNA FORGET HOW TO TALK ENGLISH
Erin: I'MMA FIND YOU IN A IRAQI PRISON AND REMEMBER YOU FROM WHEN WE WAS CHILDREN AND I'MMA BE TOO AFRAID TO TORTURE YOU AND THEN I'MMA SHOOT MYSELF IN THE LEG SO YOU CAN BE FREE. BUT THEN WE GONNA FIND EACH OTHER AGAIN AND YOU GONNA GET HIT BY A CAR IN A CROSSWALK
Kelley: IMMA PRETEND TO BE HEALIN YOU IN MAH TEMPLE OF TINY TREES BUT THEN IMMA DROWN YOU AND YOU GONNA DIE BUT THEN YOU GONNA COME BACK TO LIFE AND LOSE ALL YO EMOTIONS!
Erin: I'MMA DROP YO BASEBALL AND THEN YOU GONNA DIE SOMEHOW. POSSIBLY BY BULLETS BUT MAYBE BY A BLACK SMOKE MONSTER. I DON'T REALLY REMEMBA
Kelley: IMMA TELL YOU IN THE 1500S OR SOMETHING THAT IMMA KILL YOU AND THEN IMMA GET INTO A CRIPPLED MOFOS BODY AND THROW YOU IN A FIRE IN 2007!
Erin: I'MMA GET ON A PLANE THAT'S SUPPOSED TO GO TO GUAM AND YOU'RE GONNA BE DRIVIN IT AND WHEN YOU SEE ME ON THE PLANE YOU GONNA KNOW THAT WE AIN'T GOIN TO GUAM, MOFO
Kelley: IMMA PUT YOU ON A REALLY BAD TV SHOW IN ITS FINAL SEASON AND THEN YOU GONNA BLOW UP ALL OF A SUDDEN BEFORE ANYONE KNOWS OR UNDERSTANDS WHO YOU ARE
Erin: I'MMA ABSORB YOU INTO MY GIANT GREEN BODY UNTIL NOTHING IS LEFT BUT YO HEAD AND THEN YOU WILL BE PRESERVED AS A CEMENT FACE AND YOU WILL HAVE TO HAVE A LOVE LIFE WITH ELTON
Kelley: IMMA KEEP SURVIVING WHILE YOU ALWAYS LOSIN EVERYTHING!
Erin: I'MMA PREDICT YO DEATH WHILST GIGGLING AND FLAILING MY LEGS ABOUT AND THEN YOU GONNA JUST LOSE YO MEMORIES
Kelley: IMMA COME BUSTIN IN TO YO GIRLFRIENDS ALT MOMS BIRFDAY PARTY AND DELETE SOME MOFOS AND ALMOST DELETE YOU
Erin: I'MMA GET YOU ZAPPED BY A GIANT COMPUTER AND THEN PRESERVE YOU INSIDE MY SONIC SCREWDRIVER UNTIL YOU CAN BE SAVED TO THE BRAIN OF A TINY DEAD CHILD
Kelley: IMMA LOOK INTO THE TARDIS AND THE TARDIS GONNA LOOK INTO ME AND IMMA BECOME THE BAD WOLF AND BE ABLE TO SEE THE PAST AND THE FUTURE AND EVERY ATOM OF YOUR EXISTENCE AND IMMA DIVIDE THEM
Erin: I'MMA SELL YOU A TELEVISION AND IT'S GONNA SUCK YO FACE OFF AND THEN IT'S GONNA MAKE ME DISSOLVE
Kelley: IMMA SEE YO DISEMBODIED HAND AND REMEMBER THAT I AINT NO HUMAN AND THEN IMMA STEAL YO BLUE BOX AND FLY IT TO LONDON AND BECOME PRIME MINISTER AND KILL EVERYONE AND TURN YOU INTO A REALLY OLD MAN AND NOT BE ABLE TO DECIDE WHETHER YOU SHOULD LIVE OR DIE
Erin: I'MMA STAND SILENTLY BY AND PRETEND TO BE YO BUTLER BUT THEN ONE DAY YOU GONNA REALISE THAT YOUR HAIR POTION IS ACTUALLY EXTRACT OF ME AND YOU GONNA MUTATE
Kelley: IMMA DISGUISE MAHSELF IN A HUMANS BODY AND THEN BE FARTIN IT UP ALL THE TIME AND THEN UNZIP MAH FOREHEAD AND REVEAL MAH TRUE IDENTITY
13 hours ago ·
Erin: I'MMA INSTALL MYSELF IN YO CEILING AND FORCE YOU TO FEED YO FRIENDS TO ME
Kelley: IMMA MAKE YOU OPEN UP A CRACK IN MAH WALL DAT IS ACTUALLY A CRACK IN DA UNIVERSE AND DEN IMMA RICK ROLL YOU
Erin: I'MMA PRETEND TO CRY AND YOU GONNA FLOAT ON OVER TO HELP ME OUT AND THEN I'MMA ENSLAVE YOU BY ELECTRICALLY SHOCKING YO BRAIN AND RIDING YOU ACROSS THE NIGHT SKY
Kelley: IMMA TAKE YOU AND YO WHOLE HOSPITAL TO DA MOON AND DEN IMMA SUCK YO BLOOD OUT WIT A STRAW
Erin: I'MMA BURY YOUR CHILDREN IN THE CORE OF THE EARTH AND THEN I'MMA DROWN THEM WITH THE RIVER THAMES ON CHRISTMAS DAY
Kelley: IMMA MAKE A NOT AS GOOD CLONE OF MYSELF AND MAKE YOU LIVE WITH IT IN AN ALTERNATE REALITY FOEVA
Erin: I'MMA TURN MYSELF INTO A HUMAN AND THEN FORCE YOU TO HANG OUT WITH ME EVEN THOUGH ERRBODY BE MAKING FUN OF THE COLOUR OF YO SKIN AND THEN SOME ALIENS GONNA SHOW UP WIF GREEN SPARKY GUNS AND THEY GONNA START KILLIN PEOPLE AND YOU GONNA BE JEALOUS WHEN I GO TO THE DANCE WIF NURSE REDFERN
Kelley Anderson IMMA JUST EAT SOME CHIPS AND NOT DEAL WITH YO OLD GIRLFRIEND CUZ SHE A MOFO BUT THEN I GONNA BE HER FRIEND AND WE GONNA LOL OUR PANTS OFF ABOUT YOU
and im actually going to go to bed now. :)
♥
Erin Ruth Maness I'MMA GO TO BED
Tuesday, April 13, 2010
biffles
Me: That guy who looked like he was in the Mafia had some giant noodles in a bowl.
Erin: I think the world is more beautiful through your eyes than it is through mine.
<3
Erin: I think the world is more beautiful through your eyes than it is through mine.
<3
Monday, April 12, 2010
truth.
...
I guess I just don't understand how you can claim you love someone
and then not love everything about them.
But whatever.
"No matter how you look at me, I am still here and I am still the same person made of the same things. I regret nothing."
I guess I just don't understand how you can claim you love someone
and then not love everything about them.
But whatever.
"No matter how you look at me, I am still here and I am still the same person made of the same things. I regret nothing."
Sunday, April 11, 2010
halfway gone
If you woke up breathing- congratulations, you have another chance.
Love is a verb here in my room.
Love is a verb here in my room.
Friday, April 9, 2010
1 peter 4:8
"Every time they cut you I bleed."
I love my friends.
That is what I do.
I love my acquaintances.
I do not assume bad things about people.
Like I believe Maya Angelou says, "When people show you who they are, believe them."
So, unless you act like a bitch to me directly, I will always believe positive things about you.
But there are a few things I simply will not tolerate.
I will not tolerate people talking shit about my friends,
even if the shit-talker is also a friend.
I will call you out when you need to back off,
even if I can see where you're coming from.
But despite that I still love everyone.
And that is a fact.
It doesn't make sense to me when people degrade other people.
I love loving and it is way more fun than trying to control people.
I think we should all chillllllll outttttt and LOVE EACH OTHER.
It is not a difficult thing to do.
And hey,
if need be,
we can at least grow the balls to apologize,
AND GOOD PETE EVERYONE LETS JUST BE FRIENDS AND HOLD HANDS ALL THE TIME!
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In other news, I kinda like this quote:
“Maybe we’re not supposed to be happy. Maybe gratitude has nothing to do with joy. Maybe being grateful means recognizing what you have for what it is. Appreciating small victories. Admiring the struggle it takes simply to be human. Maybe we’re thankful for the familiar things we know. And maybe we’re thankful for the things we’ll never know. At the end of the day, the fact that we have the courage to still be standing is reason enough to celebrate." -Meredith Grey, Grey's Anatomy
that is all.
love forever.
kelley.
I love my friends.
That is what I do.
I love my acquaintances.
I do not assume bad things about people.
Like I believe Maya Angelou says, "When people show you who they are, believe them."
So, unless you act like a bitch to me directly, I will always believe positive things about you.
But there are a few things I simply will not tolerate.
I will not tolerate people talking shit about my friends,
even if the shit-talker is also a friend.
I will call you out when you need to back off,
even if I can see where you're coming from.
But despite that I still love everyone.
And that is a fact.
It doesn't make sense to me when people degrade other people.
I love loving and it is way more fun than trying to control people.
I think we should all chillllllll outttttt and LOVE EACH OTHER.
It is not a difficult thing to do.
And hey,
if need be,
we can at least grow the balls to apologize,
AND GOOD PETE EVERYONE LETS JUST BE FRIENDS AND HOLD HANDS ALL THE TIME!
-----------------------------------
In other news, I kinda like this quote:
“Maybe we’re not supposed to be happy. Maybe gratitude has nothing to do with joy. Maybe being grateful means recognizing what you have for what it is. Appreciating small victories. Admiring the struggle it takes simply to be human. Maybe we’re thankful for the familiar things we know. And maybe we’re thankful for the things we’ll never know. At the end of the day, the fact that we have the courage to still be standing is reason enough to celebrate." -Meredith Grey, Grey's Anatomy
that is all.
love forever.
kelley.
Monday, April 5, 2010
last night when we were young;
heavy sigh.
i feel like I have ruined everything
my cheeks are flushed red
my stomach is churning
i know something is wrong
and I have no idea how to fix it.
it sucks how quickly you'd let go.
i love you.
so so much.
it kills me to sit by and watch this love deteriorate.
i feel like I have ruined everything
my cheeks are flushed red
my stomach is churning
i know something is wrong
and I have no idea how to fix it.
it sucks how quickly you'd let go.
i love you.
so so much.
it kills me to sit by and watch this love deteriorate.
lucky seven.
Seven things that scare you:
failure
losing people I love
roaches
hair removal creams
pinkeye
that my car will explode when i put gas in it
change
Seven things you like the most:
friends
freedom
laughter
theatre
hugs
Doctor Who
John Green novels
Seven important things in your room:
roommate :)
stacy london autographed pic
Erin's fantastic artwork ;]]
clothes
chocolate
alpine cup ..haha
electronic items
Seven random facts about you:
I truly understand unconditional love, because I know Jesus.
Despite my undying love for the Doctor on Doctor Who, I will avoid seeing a physician in my real life at all costs.
I have really good intuition and I can read people and understand them thoroughly within a short period of time..because of that, I often overestimate how much people know or understand me.
I admire the hipster style but am definitely not cool enough to pull it off.
I am fiercely loyal to my friends.
I am sincere- nothing I say is fluffed up to sound better. I tell it like it is, and therefore if I compliment you, it really means something.
I really want to memorize Dr. Shadrach Meshach's "That's my King" sermon... just for fun.
Seven things you plan to do before you die:
move to NYC
grow spiritually and learn more about everything
read all those books Catherine wants me to read
change a life
visit other nations
fall passionately in love
memorize a buttload of quotes
Seven things you can do:
stage manage
harmonize
encourage others
memorize things
act like a fool
be a good friend
give really good advice
Seven things you can’t do:
make a career out of performing
feature writing
academics
stay focused
write well
sing as well as i want to
make the dean's list. lol
Seven things that attract you to the opposite sex:
good hair
overall attractiveness of face
tallness
gentlemanly kindness
being able to keep my attention & make me laugh
looking out for me and standing by me in all situations
being passionate & faithful & ambitious
Seven things you say the most:
mofo
poo face
i love you
hi
i want...
ok
BUH.
Seven celeb crushes:
David Tennant
Matt Smith
Taye Diggs
Russel Brand..in a weird way
old school Noel Fielding
John Stamos
Matthew Morrison
failure
losing people I love
roaches
hair removal creams
pinkeye
that my car will explode when i put gas in it
change
Seven things you like the most:
friends
freedom
laughter
theatre
hugs
Doctor Who
John Green novels
Seven important things in your room:
roommate :)
stacy london autographed pic
Erin's fantastic artwork ;]]
clothes
chocolate
alpine cup ..haha
electronic items
Seven random facts about you:
I truly understand unconditional love, because I know Jesus.
Despite my undying love for the Doctor on Doctor Who, I will avoid seeing a physician in my real life at all costs.
I have really good intuition and I can read people and understand them thoroughly within a short period of time..because of that, I often overestimate how much people know or understand me.
I admire the hipster style but am definitely not cool enough to pull it off.
I am fiercely loyal to my friends.
I am sincere- nothing I say is fluffed up to sound better. I tell it like it is, and therefore if I compliment you, it really means something.
I really want to memorize Dr. Shadrach Meshach's "That's my King" sermon... just for fun.
Seven things you plan to do before you die:
move to NYC
grow spiritually and learn more about everything
read all those books Catherine wants me to read
change a life
visit other nations
fall passionately in love
memorize a buttload of quotes
Seven things you can do:
stage manage
harmonize
encourage others
memorize things
act like a fool
be a good friend
give really good advice
Seven things you can’t do:
make a career out of performing
feature writing
academics
stay focused
write well
sing as well as i want to
make the dean's list. lol
Seven things that attract you to the opposite sex:
good hair
overall attractiveness of face
tallness
gentlemanly kindness
being able to keep my attention & make me laugh
looking out for me and standing by me in all situations
being passionate & faithful & ambitious
Seven things you say the most:
mofo
poo face
i love you
hi
i want...
ok
BUH.
Seven celeb crushes:
David Tennant
Matt Smith
Taye Diggs
Russel Brand..in a weird way
old school Noel Fielding
John Stamos
Matthew Morrison
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